The jersey is not from Jersey
Nor Guernsey, Surrey, or Ashtabula
A new jersey from New Jersey
Would be odder than old hopscotch
In Old Oshkosh.
The cloth is much much thinner
Than a sweatshirt made over in China
But no one really cares or reads
All the logos signs and letters
Unless you sit in the back
And marvel at the wonders of colors
Not much point in wearing
But still you match
Bar tape to wheels and hat.