A cycle shave is a dear thing
That comes now that it’s spring.
Can’t hide in tights
Show the legs tonight, smooth cycle legs, everyone sees
And I know it pleases.
Secretly I don’t like the time constraint
Its ego labeling and lacks perspective
What need is there of photo realism
The hand of the man or my thoughts
Still accepts not any truth
Yet a pack to follow does make reasons
I will judge from behind a calf not by its hair or lack
But does it jump to me or pull me back
In the end cultural assumption that my legs be smooth
Why all the fuss over fuzz,
Are they for cycling or oogling?
Don’t want to hear the reasons to indulge
Just stay with me and take a pull